inhalethefutureexhalethepast asked: yess i feel honored (:
I’m no longer using this tumblr page after today. If you want to follow my new one, message me and I’ll give you the link.
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
Aweeeeee, sheeeiit. Today will be a good day.
Live on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be.– Matt Berninger (via loveyourchaos)
ALL OR NOTHING: May 17th Taurus Horoscope →
mindofataurus: If you can manage it, dear Taurus, quiet time spent at or close to home will satisfy you most right now, as you are in a homebody type of mood. It’s not the most courageous of times for you, but this can be considered a pleasant respite from daily challenges. Gather your thoughts, collect…
Being topless was a lot funner when milk didn't...
All of these new fathers make me laugh when they say they’re exhausted. MUST BE HARD not carrying a baby around in the womb for 9 months, pushing it out of your vagina, nursing every three hours, and not doing every other thing a man doesn’t have the ability or mental capacity to do. I’m sorry you’re tired. You should probably just sleep it off because sleep clearly...
Doritos for brunch. Silas wins again. Well, shit.
jesusspendsisave: Broken Social Scene -...
I’m spazzy, tired, and big spoon deprived.
Considering getting my mom swag on and investing in a camelbak. My baby is literally sucking the life out of me. I just picture him nursing while I’m hydrating with my camelbak. Sounds so refreshing.
Everybody's crazy, so what you need to do, you...
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Sometimes you have to remind yourself of who you...
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do...– Kurt Vonnegut (via ted—bundy)
Today is a lay around eating Hershey’s and farting kind of day.